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How do you know accountants have no from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What does it mean when an accountant from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."

The accountants prayer Lord help me be from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

What does an accountant say when you from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

Whats the most wicked thing a group from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Whats the most wicked thing a group from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

How do you drive an accountant completely from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Whats an accountants idea of trashing his from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Whats the definition of unlikelyA photospread in from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'.

What do you call an accountant who from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular

Whats an extroverted accountantOne who looks at from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What does an accountant use for birth from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

What do actuaries do to liven up from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

Why do some accountants decide to become from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

Whats an actuaryAn accountant without the sense from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why did God invent economistsSo accountants could from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

When does a person decide to become from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Whats the definition of a good tax from Flashcomment Accountant jokes Jokes
What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.